So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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