well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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