Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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