I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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