She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You can make out without kissing
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