I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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