Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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