I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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