Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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