i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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