oh god the rape fog is back!
I think my vagina is haunted
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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