i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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