too bad you live with your parents still
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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