just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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