My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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