Don't you send me to vm
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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