I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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