So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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