So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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