this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
So much Jack, so little girl.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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