Yes, they will. But the score of their SAT will impact which school they will be drunk at. Ironically, I'm willing to bet there is an inverse relationship between their SAT score and how good of a party school they end up at.
If they don't get into college with their SATs, they can't drink in college enless you consider community college, college... Then you'll just be drunk at a job, not career, job like the others who come into work wasted from the night before. Dumb bitches.
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