when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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