I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Who died my cat blue again?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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