I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You work out of a Hotel?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
