Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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