If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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