never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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