it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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