Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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