Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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