What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it's like heaven, but drunker
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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