Cold hands, warm shart.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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