If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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