Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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