I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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