We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Randomize
