Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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