porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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