You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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