I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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