The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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