Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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