Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
can u get pink eye on your cock?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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