found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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