Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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