My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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