you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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