Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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