But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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