yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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