Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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