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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.

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Trust me this is a good thing

Submitted by MissWashington on Apr 11, 10 at 7:06pm

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- Agreed.
  
  Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 2:57am
  
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Is your name Kip drordie?

Submitted by thedundunna72 on Apr 11, 10 at 7:03pm

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It's definitely a terrible idea to be friends with your parents on facebook in the first place. Seriously, you're parents don't have many friends. All they're going to do is stalk you.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 11, 10 at 7:18pm

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- Found this out the hard way. Haha
  
  Submitted by peacebro on Apr 11, 10 at 7:30pm
  
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7:03 south park reference FTW!!! :D

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 7:14pm

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What is this FML??

Submitted by 11:11 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:07pm

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Cute

Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on Apr 11, 10 at 11:04pm

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She probably didn't want to let you see the all the nasty pictures from last night when me and her were together.

Submitted by paradigm2200 on Apr 12, 10 at 12:34am

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She might wanna hide something from you ahah

Submitted by gutsout on Apr 11, 10 at 8:32pm

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I agree it is

Submitted by Wyatt49 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:03pm

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Fail

Submitted by ErikaJayne9 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:03pm

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Dude that is definitely a good thing...

Submitted by The_penetrator on Apr 11, 10 at 11:22pm

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Your mom want to hide something from u

Submitted by faisal_cse_03 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:20am

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Ya it is ur lucky dude

Submitted by ashmn15 on Apr 12, 10 at 12:58am

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Don't take it personally, you were just bad friend stock.

Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:02am

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It's not her moms fault. Kip is just terrile facebook stock

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 10:57pm

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Lmao 7:03!!!

Submitted by silpandslide on Apr 11, 10 at 8:20pm

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Bad friend stock

Submitted by crazyptownthug on Apr 12, 10 at 8:35pm

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Haha. Sucks for you!!! Your an epic failure!!

Submitted by megsy77 on Apr 15, 10 at 12:56am

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Moms should NEVER be friends with their kids on facebook!!!

Submitted by xoxghostxox on Apr 11, 10 at 10:56pm

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Unknown_sender, you're an idiot.

Submitted by snybny on Apr 11, 10 at 9:24pm

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It's not cool to have your parents as friends unless you are under age and they demand it of u.

Submitted by faravamus_prime on Apr 12, 10 at 1:52am

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Your mom doesn't go to college.\nSo she shouldn't even have facebook

Submitted by unknown_sender on Apr 11, 10 at 8:18pm

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- your mom goes to college
  
  Submitted by mehhhh on Apr 12, 10 at 12:29am
  
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10:37 thank you.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 12:15am

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Yeaaaah, never should have been friends in the first place.

Submitted by raien on Apr 11, 10 at 7:33pm

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I unfriended myself on facebook

Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 12, 10 at 7:34am

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you have 0 friends

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:42pm

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Lucky bastard

Submitted by HickTard on Oct 26, 11 at 1:56pm

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I'd say that's a good thing. U don't want her all up in ur ish

Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 11, 10 at 10:57pm

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Mine too!

Submitted by barbigrl59 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:38pm

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FML. Fuck My Life

Submitted by rugger on Apr 12, 10 at 12:15am

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This is more of a FML not a TFLN

Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:14am

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Why would you have your mom as your friend on facebook?

Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 11, 10 at 7:48pm

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7:03 gets the comment of the day award!

Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 11, 10 at 7:27pm

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That sucks for you, Kyle Broflovski

Submitted by cupertino on Apr 12, 10 at 1:06am

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People don't Un-friend people, they de-friend people. Just saying

Submitted by 82AirborneDiv11V on Apr 11, 10 at 10:37pm

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Wow fail!!

Submitted by Jjhamon on Apr 12, 10 at 12:53am

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Yeah man, good thing. I have so many messages to tell me to stop talking about my drunk nights and sex with my girl.....

Submitted by IAmStoned on Apr 12, 10 at 12:43am

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Lol mine did too ;(

Submitted by caakess on Apr 11, 10 at 7:49pm

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That's wrong on so many levels

Submitted by rennjo on Apr 18, 10 at 11:48am

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Yeah but she friended me last night

Submitted by oldnewsguy on Apr 11, 10 at 11:57pm

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this is a good thing lol

Submitted by nicknackpattiewa on Apr 11, 10 at 10:32pm

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Kip!!

Submitted by freshjive on Apr 11, 10 at 9:03pm

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Super fail. Haha she doesn't love you

Submitted by leroyy on Apr 11, 10 at 11:42pm

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I add all of my friends moms not mine

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 10:08pm

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Alri

Submitted by dmanskates on Apr 28, 10 at 12:55am

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That's sad

Submitted by tjisnumbaone on Apr 12, 10 at 9:04pm

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Hahaha fail.

Submitted by silpandslide on Apr 11, 10 at 8:18pm

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Does she hate you?

Submitted by megziii on Apr 12, 10 at 12:13am

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I think that's awesome, how'd you get her to unfriend you???

Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Apr 12, 10 at 7:36pm

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I unfriended my mom on FB. She was so madddd!

Submitted by dancingqueen916 on Apr 12, 10 at 4:36am

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Did u forget to do ur homework again?

Submitted by backseatdriver on Apr 11, 10 at 8:05pm

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Props to whoever posted the status that led to the defriending. Prank wars, ftw.

Submitted by bee_rit on Apr 15, 10 at 3:19pm

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My mom added me as a friend ..i had to add her cos of my wretched cousins made a big deal out of th whole thng ...I'm so screwed..

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 8:06pm

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im watchin that south park episode right now

Submitted by bubba70 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:16pm

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EPIC WIN

Submitted by Sniper50cal2 on May 1, 10 at 11:58am

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Why would your mom have a facebook? 45 year old farmville whore?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 5:33am

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You know you've hit rock bottom when the person who gave you life thinks your unworthy.

Submitted by whatever_works2 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:22pm

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College is for assholes

Submitted by leafeater on Apr 11, 10 at 10:19pm

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Lmao my aunt did that to me cuz I told her she was a nosey bitty

Submitted by melliej19 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:02pm

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Maybe that's a good thing... maybe she saw things that questioned her, she couldn't deal with it anymore haha :P

Submitted by ahahahyouwould89 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:20am

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Burn.....

Submitted by codii on Apr 11, 10 at 10:56pm

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Stop bein a douche bag

Submitted by jeenyus487 on May 3, 11 at 3:32am

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LOSER!

Submitted by CravenMoorehead on Apr 12, 10 at 1:17pm

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Submitted by MissWashington on Apr 11, 10 at 7:06pm

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Submitted by xoxghostxox on Apr 11, 10 at 10:56pm

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Submitted by faravamus_prime on Apr 12, 10 at 1:52am

Submitted by unknown_sender on Apr 11, 10 at 8:18pm

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Submitted by raien on Apr 11, 10 at 7:33pm

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Submitted by HickTard on Oct 26, 11 at 1:56pm

Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 11, 10 at 10:57pm

Submitted by barbigrl59 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:38pm

Submitted by rugger on Apr 12, 10 at 12:15am

Submitted by ryno24 on Apr 12, 10 at 9:14am

Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 11, 10 at 7:48pm

Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 11, 10 at 7:27pm

Submitted by cupertino on Apr 12, 10 at 1:06am

Submitted by 82AirborneDiv11V on Apr 11, 10 at 10:37pm

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Submitted by IAmStoned on Apr 12, 10 at 12:43am

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Submitted by oldnewsguy on Apr 11, 10 at 11:57pm

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Submitted by backseatdriver on Apr 11, 10 at 8:05pm

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Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 8:06pm

Submitted by bubba70 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:16pm

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