...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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