Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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