omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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