i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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