hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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